Friday, December 14, 2007

Scotty Beam Me Up I'm In the Zone

GAME DAY!
According to KIA ESPN Gameday Shootaround's Fred Hickman, Emeka Okafor is "GEEKED UP" for this matchup against Dwight Howard.

Cash registers just rung in Fabo's ear.


Tiger!


Meanwhile Bill Walton was all "oh he's totally geeked up," whiter than you even thought possible, and then somehow locked onto a 10 minute (no joke) anecdote about this one mickey hart drum solo that seriously must have lasted a day and a half, so good. Actually I falls asleep whenever Walton starts talking so maybe it went different or whatever.


...and I could smell colors and...

Anyway, new slang, easy targets and trite observations aside, Dwight "Manhattan Island, Let Me Holds That" Howard is gonna get 15 blocks this game, those are colors I can smell. I (again) love this years Magic team, usually for the moments when Young Turk puts it on the floor. Career year or not, guy dribbles like a 5th grader...makes me wish Ariza was still around. Talk about geeked up.