Why Don't You Play the Game?

What in the, I say...what in the??

Yosemite Sam, you are not the only one (or the only Sam) with your knickers in a bunch this week, trying to figure out how the Hornets are in first place in the West.



It really comes down to this: Chris Paul is the equivalent of this kid playing the solo on Daft Punk's "Digital Love"



He isn't the belle of the ball...

like a LeBron



or a Kobe



or even an Artest (please come to New York)



...but he's holding off Dirk like it's 1944



Actually BEING like a member of Daft Punk in my metaphor would be like being Dwane Wade, which, by the way, brings me to my next idea: I think I have a new logo for The Heat.

God Frowns On Spliffs

Note: I don't use drugs or advocate using drugs. But the ridiculous question I was presented with this morning, as I checked my daily dose of nba NEWS for UPDATES is, 'Does the big guy with a beard up in the sky really frown on smokin A PLANT?'


"Get me some rizlas dog, them 2 inchers."

Does God even have an opinion on drug use??




Does anyone cares??!?

YES ACTUALLY! Apparently Tom Ziller of the aol fanhouse is not afraid to boldly blog where no man has blogged before. Here, he moralizes about recreational drug use among well-paid youths with infrequent deliberative cognition requirements! Or whatever it is marijuana likely impairs!

Please dear reader, do your best Earl Warren (King Solomon? Tom Ziller??) and chime in. Is marijuana usage a sin!? Says Udonis Haslem:

"Nah dog."

Next witness is the most-known-unknown 2006 Detroit Pistons. Could God ever be upset over this?!



I REST MY CASE!!

I Drop Unexpectedly

Happy New Year, enjoy.