Watch me crank dat roosevelt!!!
What's up Scott Skiles? Do you hate cheering from the crowd? Do you really think the only way to demoralize opponents is to put Michael Sweetney out on the floor? These questions are rhetorical. Look, I have an idea to really crank up excitement for the Bulls. This idea is called Let Tyrus Thomas Alley Oop. It is largely self explanatory. An alley oop is a play in which a high, arching pass is made to a teammate close to the basket, who leaps to catch the ball and in midair drops or stuffs it through the basket. Run this play for Tyrus Thomas. He is always close to the basket. Even if he is standing at the 3-point line. I hope the physics of such a situation do not need further explanation. What is up, Scott Skiles, is in fact Tyrus Thomas!!
Look, I'll level for a minute. I've got tickets to the next playoff game. I have a deep seated desire to be comically hoarse the next day. So, not to sound threatening, but if Tyrus doesn't throw down at least 50 points on 25 alley oops, I might be getting on some old high school shit up in section 339 row 15 of the United Center. Be punching people in they face just for living. Actually if he throws down 50 I'll do the same thing. Get buck! And Tyrus: get them back for Katrina!
I am ready for this historic moment.
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