Why Don't You Play the Game?

What in the, I say...what in the??

Yosemite Sam, you are not the only one (or the only Sam) with your knickers in a bunch this week, trying to figure out how the Hornets are in first place in the West.



It really comes down to this: Chris Paul is the equivalent of this kid playing the solo on Daft Punk's "Digital Love"



He isn't the belle of the ball...

like a LeBron



or a Kobe



or even an Artest (please come to New York)



...but he's holding off Dirk like it's 1944



Actually BEING like a member of Daft Punk in my metaphor would be like being Dwane Wade, which, by the way, brings me to my next idea: I think I have a new logo for The Heat.